In a comment to another post, a similarity between Donald Trump and the Roman emperor Tiberius was made and so, I bit. My return comment was “Even Trump needs role models! Maybe we need to call him Trumperious, because of his imperious nature.”
So, here is the New Name Game—faux Roman names for Mafia Don Trump that hint at his true nature. Begin!
Loyaltius Demandusnotgivus
Pussimus Grabius
Donpayius Billia
Lieth Bigtimus
Orangus Countenus
Assholus Gigantus
Markup Sharpiust
Rudus Maximus
Spinus Lackimus
Bonespurious Excusus
Goodnaturdus Exitus
Never Honestus
Centerdus Selfus
Moronus Stabilus
Religious Nonevidencimus
So, any other ideas? (Such a larger-than-life personality deserves Mocimus Gigantus!)
Uncommon Sense 