What The FBI Found In Trump’s Safe/Home
Many of you have submitted things on your list, so here is mine. S
- the location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body
2. Trump’s little black book, listing all of the pussies he has grabbed
3. A baggie containing 10g of cocaine (that explains a lot)
4. a copy of Obama’s actual birth certificate
5. a copy of a book “The Fifth Amendment is Your Friend,” recently read
6. the secret recipe for Coca-Cola so that if they go out of business, he can get it made (Diet version, of course).
7. X-rays of his heel spurs, annotated with another person’s name
8. Boxes of his Trump brand ties he “put away” in case they ever became popular
9. the first dollar he ever cheated anyone out of
10. A set of posters of Hitler rallies from the 1930s with Trump’s head photoshopped over Hitler’s head, sent to him as gifts.
11. Copies of nondisclosure agreements with dozens of women describing payments to porn stars for sex, and settlement payments to Trump staff and contractors for sexual harassment
12. A presidential pardon filled out and signed for himself in an unopened letter he mailed to himself on January 19th, 2021
13. A case of ketchup put down in 1996 to “mature.”
I am sure more will occur to me in time, but I had to draw a line at some point.