Uncommon Sense

August 10, 2022

Let the Lists Begin!

Filed under: Culture,humor,Politics — Steve Ruis @ 11:06 am
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Grouchyfarmer started the process, that of listing everything the FBI will find in Trump’s safe/documents.

What The FBI Found In Trump’s Safe

1: Hillary’s emails!!!!
2: Ted Cruz’s balls
3: Lindsey Graham’s spine
4. The first ruble Trump ever earned in a frame and signed “Love, from Vlad”
5. A book titled “101 Ways to Fake Your Golf Score”

I suspect they might also find the location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body, but that will be on my list, which I gotta go write!

Enjoy! And submit your lists!

6 Comments »

  1. A framed copy of his “health status” as submitted to him by “Ronnie.”

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    Comment by Nan — August 10, 2022 @ 11:10 am | Reply

  2. Supposedly he has a room with nothing but wigs.

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    Comment by Gary Trujillo — August 10, 2022 @ 12:11 pm | Reply

    • Oooh! Now that would be embarrassing . . . to an ordinary person. Mafia Don will claim they were planted by the FBI.

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      Comment by Steve Ruis — August 10, 2022 @ 12:30 pm | Reply

  3. LOL! Thanks for the laugh! 😀

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    Comment by Colleen Chesebro: WordCraftPoetry — August 10, 2022 @ 12:40 pm | Reply

  4. Trump has one or more love letters from Kim Jong Un.
    Trump wrote down, with his Sharpie, a list of “How to Eat Healthy and Stay Slim” by eating Doritos, chocolate cake, McDonald’s, Diet Coke and Oreos.

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    Comment by carolmalaysia — August 10, 2022 @ 12:59 pm | Reply

  5. I want to see the stolen translators notes from Helsinki.

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    Comment by john zande — August 10, 2022 @ 6:47 pm | Reply


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