Uncommon Sense

February 22, 2021

I Love Mark Twain

Filed under: Culture,Reason,Religion — Steve Ruis @ 11:24 am
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Note I forgot to post this yesterday. I like to post something of a religious nature on Sundays as a Sabbath exercise. Steve

This post was stimulated by the following quotation:

“The two most important days of your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.”

This is attributed to Mark Twain but, of course, was never spoken or written by Mr. Clemens. Who actually authored it is unknown, but it seems relatively recent. It has a preachy tone to it which tells you, right there, it is not a Twain quote.

To me the key phrase is “find out why.” A purpose for your life is something you create, not find. The “find” people are all selling a particular brand of snake oil. These are religious creationists who believe we were created by their god for a purpose, for a special purpose, a purpose only they know and you don’t.

Unfortunately, if you ask these people why your or my purpose of life is, you will get wishy-washy ambiguous answers.

Let us take a step backward and ask ourselves, why would a being such as the Judeo-Christian god create a sentient species such as us? Let us set aside for the time being that an incredibly vast universe was created, presumably for a reason and if that reason is so we could be created, then this is more than a spot of bother. Imagine having to build an ant farm the size of the state of California to raise a few dozen ants. (Mind boggling but my analogy erred on the side of caution.)

This god is an asetic god, a being complete and whole in and of itself which needs nothing, so the reason for our creation had to be a want, rather than a need.

So, what purpose could we have been created to serve?

To serve others is often suggested but that makes no sense. If I was created to serve others, what are the others for? To serve me? (My cartoon mind dredges up the Twilight Zone episode with the cookbook “To Serve Mankind.”) To serve god? This also makes no sense as such a god needs no servants. I have wondered why the Judeo-Christian god has so many “helpers.” For example angels. Angels are “spiritual’ beings believed to act as attendants, agents or messengers of God, acting as “benevolent celestial intermediaries between god and humans.” So, God needs attendants? To attend to what? God needs agents? To do what? God needs messengers? Direct revelations weren’t satisfying? This God seems pretty weak if he needs all of these servants to run his business. The Book of Revelations says that there are “myriads of myriads” of angels, so that means 100,000,000 or more of them. No wonder this god’s mansion has so many rooms. (I wonder if there is an upstairs-downstairs arrangement of rooms?)

So, old God doesn’t need company or conversation or someone to make a good beer. So, why did he need human beings? According to the Bible, he must have created humans to learn what it was like to regret and change his mind (both were done in association with the Great Flood, don’t you know). (Both of which contradict His All-Knowingness.)

Now, I am going to take a wild ass guess and suggest to you that many Christians will mumble something along the lines of God created humans to have people join Him in Heaven and to commune with Him. (Does that make God a communist? Just asking.) The more honest sort say that their God wants humans to join Him in heaven so we can worship Him directly. It will be worth it, they say, because we will be blissed out merely to be in “God’s presence.” This, of course, also makes no sense at all because these same people will tell you that this god is “omnipresent,” which means he is everywhere all of the time, so He already is in our presence and we are in His.

Gee, is this making sense, at all? I can see why these religions don’t have question and answer periods after sermons, like there are after virtually every secular speech.

Oh, my point is writing this? Yo, people, stop besmirching Samuel Clemens/Mark Twain’s legacy by attributing things to him he neither said nor wrote. Just stop.


  1. Yes, it makes sense.

    The problem is, as you well know, all the stuff you cited is left out of the sermons. Only the easy-to-understand-and-accept is what comes from the pulpit. And the answers to any questions that might come later are simply more of the same.

    You do remember that old saying about wash, rinse, repeat, don’t you?

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    Comment by Nan — February 22, 2021 @ 11:59 am | Reply

  2. “Don’t believe everything you see on the internet”
    -Ben Franklin.

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    Comment by john zande — February 22, 2021 @ 12:32 pm | Reply

    • You funny, Zandeman!

      Thanks for the laugh … I needed that.

      On Mon, Feb 22, 2021 at 12:32 PM Class Warfare Blog wrote:


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      Comment by Steve Ruis — February 23, 2021 @ 10:30 am | Reply

  3. Yo, people, stop besmirching Samuel Clemens/Mark Twain’s legacy by attributing things to him he neither said nor wrote.

    Could not agree more Steve! Falsely attributing any theistic concepts to Twain is blasphemy as it is dreaming up quotes “attributed” to Yahweh, God, or Allah. But I’m pretty certain pointing out this creative license and practice of plagiarism will fall on deaf ears and dense indoctrinated brains. Why? Because when you arrogantly claim jurisdiction on “all Creation and creations” as byproducts of your Yahweh, God, or Allah, that also includes “sinners, the faithless, and infidels” like Mark Twain and all other literary icons regardless of their mortal condition. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️ Nothing is ever off limits for them. After all, they are self-deluded, self-appointed stewards of the Almighty’s Earthly domain. 🤭


    Comment by Professor Taboo — February 22, 2021 @ 12:59 pm | Reply

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