Uncommon Sense

August 17, 2017

A Musical Interlude

Filed under: Uncategorized — Steve Ruis @ 11:52 am
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We interrupt our usual string of diatribes to bring you the inevitable, being The Atheist’s Song so many have clamored for (not). Enjoy and improve upon it if you will.

Atheist’s Song (to the tune of the Monty Python Lumberjack Song)

I’m an atheist and I’m okay,
I live my life hum-ble-lee.

Chorus
He’s an atheist and he’s okay,
He lives his life hum-ble-lee.

I read some blogs, eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I may go shopping but no buttered scones for me.

Chorus
He reads some blogs, eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he may go shopping but no buttered scones for he.

I do not rape, or pillage, I obey all of our laws,
This is so theists
can see their ideological flaws

Chorus
He does not rape, or pillage, he obeys all of our laws,
This is so theists
can see their ideological flaws

I am kind to other people, and was good to my dear mama,
I have a moral compass I learned from my own papa;
I didn’t need no silly church to tell me how to be.

Chorus

He’s an atheist and he’s okay,
He lives his life hum-ble-lee.
He didn’t need no silly church
to tell him how to be.

4 Comments »

  1. I love this Steve!

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    Comment by persedeplume — August 17, 2017 @ 1:03 pm | Reply

    • I couldn’t help myself. Stop me before I kill again!

      On Thu, Aug 17, 2017 at 1:03 PM, Class Warfare Blog wrote:

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      Comment by Steve Ruis — August 17, 2017 @ 1:21 pm | Reply

  2. Excellent lyrics sir. It goes right with the “Always look on the bright side” from “Life of Brian”. That end scene is one of, if not THE, best ever of any movie. Sing while you are crucified…..LOL.

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    Comment by davidambrose66 — August 17, 2017 @ 3:06 pm | Reply

    • My fav is still The Meaning of Life (Every Sperm is Sacred, etc.)

      On Thu, Aug 17, 2017 at 3:06 PM, Class Warfare Blog wrote:

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      Comment by Steve Ruis — August 17, 2017 @ 9:22 pm | Reply


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