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July 28, 2017

New Trump Agenda Leaked!

Filed under: Politics — Steve Ruis @ 1:29 pm
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For an administration that loathes leaks, there certainly are a lot of them. Here the latest progressive agenda of ideas thought up by the White House are cued up for action.

Gravity—It is just a law; it can be repealed.

Mandatory Gun Ownership—This will solve myriad problems. Illegal immigrants? Blow them away. Gay people wanting wedding cakes? Blow them away. Transgender people wanting into the military? Shoot them now so they won’t get anyone shot later. Judges producing decisions not to your liking? Blow them away.

Privatize the Monetary System—Back in the day banks issued their own currency. This government monopoly is stifling creativity and growth.

Put Wells Fargo Bank in Charge of the Federal Reserve System—At least they show some imagination and initiative.

Jamie Dimon as Secretary of the Treasury—He’s a money guy, right? He’ll know how to invest our funds.

Unions—The Worker Liberty Law will eliminate the oppression of U.S. workers by labor unions by banning them outright. Those union people need to go out and get real jobs and start contributing to the economy.

Voter Fraud—The U.S. is being threatened by progressives and liberals exercising their franchise. This has to stop now and it will with the Freedom to Vote Act of 2018.

Infrastructure—To make our roads and bridges safer, an individual mandate regarding car ownership will require that owners spend three days a year filling potholes and repairing bridges. This is in lieu of paying a road tax and will save billions. Businesses, while being people for all other purposes, will be exempt from this law because CEOs cannot be expected to do actual work.

Schools—Complaints about school funding have gotten out of hand, so the Supporting Our Schools Act of 2018 will require all public schools to hold regular bake sales. Half of the funds thus collected will be transferred to local charters. Charter schools, not being public schools, will be exempt from this law, which is why revenue sharing with the public schools is required.

More is promised … stayed tuned!

3 Comments »

  1. Winning!

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    Comment by john zande — July 28, 2017 @ 5:02 pm | Reply

  2. Oh no!! Please stop giving them any more ideas, unless you really want to become even more like me. By that I mean the following; they told me, smile, things could be worse. So, I smiled, and sure as crap, things got worse!
    Well, I did four years at the University of Science, Music, and Culture (USMC) and a 13 month tour in Vietnam so what I may find funny or laughable may not be what others see as funny. Just my opinion, others will vary.

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    Comment by davidambrose66 — July 30, 2017 @ 9:36 pm | Reply


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