Class Warfare Blog

December 3, 2013

Proof The War on Christmas is Real!

Documentary evidence that is unimpeachable proves that the conservative’s rantings about a heretofore unobservable “War of Christmas” is based in truth . . . actually Biblical Truth in the form of the Book of Jeremiah, Chapter 10, in which Yahweh takes a breath from threatening to grind the Israelites into dust, etc. etc. and states:

“Do not learn the ways of the nations
or be terrified by signs in the heavens,
though the nations are terrified by them.
3 For the practices of the peoples are worthless;
they cut a tree out of the forest,
and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel.
4 They adorn it with silver and gold;
they fasten it with hammer and nails
so it will not totter. . . .”

Wow, “the practices of the peoples are worthless!”

Wait until Fox (sic) News hears this!

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3 Comments »

  1. Wow! Right there in the word of God itself. My wonderful Calvinistic sister-in-law is going straight to hell. I will have to warn her before it’s too late. 😉

    Comment by lbwoodgate — December 3, 2013 @ 1:11 pm | Reply

    • My sisters, too! What is it about sisters?

      PS We’ve moved (again)! Just change the Apt # from 28C to 17A (110 feet down and about 30 feet east). Effective Date: October 1, 2013

      *Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem.* ************** Steve Ruis

      Comment by stephenpruis — December 3, 2013 @ 1:36 pm | Reply

  2. […] Proof The War on Christmas is Real! (stephenpruis.wordpress.com) […]

    Pingback by Fox News’ War On Christmas | THE SCARECROW — December 3, 2013 @ 3:37 pm | Reply


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