Documentary evidence that is unimpeachable proves that the conservative’s rantings about a heretofore unobservable “War of Christmas” is based in truth . . . actually Biblical Truth in the form of the Book of Jeremiah, Chapter 10, in which Yahweh takes a breath from threatening to grind the Israelites into dust, etc. etc. and states:
“Do not learn the ways of the nations
or be terrified by signs in the heavens,
though the nations are terrified by them.
3 For the practices of the peoples are worthless;
they cut a tree out of the forest,
and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel.
4 They adorn it with silver and gold;
they fasten it with hammer and nails
so it will not totter. . . .”
Wow, “the practices of the peoples are worthless!”
Wait until Fox (sic) News hears this!