Class Warfare Blog

December 15, 2012

Mike Huckabee, God’s Own Douche Bag

Joining a long list of religious nut jobs, ex-Governor Mike Huckabee, has claimed that the recent massacre at a Connecticut school was due to the fact that God is no longer running our schools. If we were just to put the fear of God into all of our children, they wouldn’t grow up to commit such heinous crimes.

According to Huckabee, then, all of the people in prison for serious crimes are atheists, no? Christians wouldn’t do such things as they know the fear of God. But, wait, over 90% of the men on death rows around the country are religious? Most of them Christian. Shocking.

The flip side to Mr. Huckabee’s comments, of course, is coercive. If you don’t put my God in your schools, I’m sending more destruction your way. That’s a nice little society you’ve got there, it would be a shame if anything were to happen to it, yeah.

And what kind of God would send such a message: schools have turned away from Him, so he shoots a bunch of innocent school kids? Wouldn’t it be simpler to show everyone what is needed by filling the prisons with atheists? Why is it that atheists commit fewer crimes proportionately than the religious? Is God sending that message?

Mike Huckabee, even if he has such thoughts, is a total douche bag for uttering them. I am ashamed that at one point I supported the man.



  1. The massacre happened because the schools are not religious enough? Ok… I now have to wonder how long it will take for someone to start makeing the argument that the massacre happened because the taxes on the rich are too high.


    Comment by List of X — December 15, 2012 @ 1:56 pm | Reply

    • Man, you gotta get out more. I am old and cranky. You still have a life to live. Don’t let them suck the joy out of life!



      Comment by stephenpruis — December 15, 2012 @ 2:56 pm | Reply

      • I can live my life and still be young and cranky 🙂 I think of my making fun of those people as a defense mechanism against them.


        Comment by List of X — December 15, 2012 @ 4:47 pm | Reply

  2. Excellent post!


    Comment by john zande — December 19, 2012 @ 9:51 am | Reply

    • Thanks! Apparently the Holy Spirit was upon me . . . or not. Huckabee didn’t mention that numerous such shootings have occured in Christian churchs. Does he also claim that those churches have systematically removed god from their activities? The man is politically rapacious and spiritually vacant.



      Comment by stephenpruis — December 19, 2012 @ 10:17 am | Reply

      • I couldn’t agree with more! Did you know his son caught and hanged a stray dog in front of children while a boy scout “counselor”? Horrible, ghastly family.


        Comment by john zande — December 19, 2012 @ 1:37 pm | Reply

  3. God the filthy Scumbag put us on this rotten earth to suffer.


    Comment by VeryTrue — September 6, 2015 @ 6:32 am | Reply

    • Well, that is one possible interpretation … were one to believe in such a being.


      Comment by Steve Ruis — September 6, 2015 @ 8:32 am | Reply

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